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Bad Jokes! Talkin 'bout bad jokes!! | 11 comments (11 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)

A Very Bad Joke (none / 0) (#7)
by bill fragos on Fri Aug 13th, 2004 at 02:31:37 PM CST
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Nelson Mandela is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.

He answers the door and is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling, "You sign, You sign!". Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder, "You sign, You sign!". Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.

The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign, You sign!" Mr Mandela is getting a bit annoyed by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, saying: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign, You sign!" Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper and yells at him, "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong man! Who do you want to give these to?"

The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard and says, (in his best South African Chinese accent).... "You not Nissan Main Dealer?"

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Hands down. (none / 0) (#8)
by Ben James on Sat Aug 14th, 2004 at 05:54:08 PM CST
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Without a doubt, that is the worst joke I've ever heard in my life. I'm amazed and in awe.

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