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Bad Jokes! Talkin 'bout bad jokes!! | 11 comments (11 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)
Sell out (none / 0) (#3)
by bill fragos on Tue Aug 10th, 2004 at 04:01:27 PM CST
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What else have you got to sell? Why don't u sell some of your old choons... I sold Ain't Armand for $50.... funny considering I only paid $20. Time for you to hit the CDs my friend.... otherwise be like most other Adelaide DJs and just play old stuff...

Can u play Dark Beat?
... err No.

Can u play La La Land?
... err No.

Can u play Hear My Name?
... err No.

Can u play Rockin' Music?
... err No.

Shiny Disco Balls? At Night? Satisfaction?
... No No No.

Oh mo god do u have Schpilla?
NO!

Do you have Get Away With It?
... Never 'eard of it.

In fact, I think I may start a post whereby every weekend we put up the cheesiest track someone requested during our set. These people deserve to be outed!

The point is, unfortunately, most people won't care that u don't have Saturated Soul (as featured in the June 2004 SoulGood Chart). In fact, most DJs won't start playing it for another month or two, so don't worry my son, you have plenty of time. Or we could just give it to you for free. But we must take 2 from u.

Bad jokes? Trashed & cheesy clubbers (and DJs).... especially those one's who like to deliberately bump the decks whilst you are mixing a dub and acapella.... and who think it's funny. The next one is going to have a photo taken of them and it's going to be posted on this site in the hall of shame.

Why did the surrealist cross the road?

Fish

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