By crispian, Section News Posted on Tue May 18th, 2004 at 04:20:20 PM CST
If you're a male, and a little shy about dancing, here's what NOT to do. DON'T tuck your fists up under your armpits and wiggle like a duck. Sure, from the front you might look quietly cool. Not going full on, but still showing that you can keep the beat. But to the poor sod behind you trying to transport a martini from the bar to somewhere across the room, you're a bloody hazard! I swear I've lost 5 bucks worth of cocktail in one go! Remember kids: Just say no to elbow dancing. Pop your hands in your pockets, in the air or on your lady. Just keep 'em away from my drink.
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