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SoulGood 01 August 2004: Armand Van Helden | 8 comments (8 topical, editorial, 0 hidden)

Pimping your ride... (none / 0) (#5)
by crispian on Thu Jul 29th, 2004 at 12:56:29 PM CST
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That's right - you can turn your sigma into the pimpest ride on the street, with the simple application of some 24" polished chrome rims and electronically controlled variable shocks!! Imagine the look on your lady's face when she has to use a stepladder to clamber in to your newly pimpified vehicle!! That's right badbwoy - your seat won't be the only wet one anymore :-P

On that subject, you can also drain the floods from the seating amenities by applying one of my patented phallic downpipe/exhausts!! No-one will question your masculinity with something the size of an elephant's knob hanging off the back of your ride!!

Of course if all of this is beyond your budget, you could always trade it in on a nissan skylark...

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SoulGood 01 August 2004: Armand Van Helden | 8 comments (8 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

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